Who’s gonna pay for The Wall? Throughout his campaign and continuing into his incumbency, President Trump has been telling his core supporters that he’s going to build a “Great Wall” across our southern border. Almost as often as he mentioned The Wall, Mr. Trump told us that Mexico was going to pay for it.… Continue reading Where are all the Pesos?

  Cryptids:  Fact or Fiction? Cryptozoology is the study of mysterious creatures. Cryptozoologists often suffer derision from so-called “mainstream scientists” … yet many creatures once thought to be mythology or ravings from the lunatic fringe are now confirmed. In order to contribute to the conversation, The Truth Today presents this list of creatures for your… Continue reading The Truth Today — Issue 4

Another Fine Mess … The White House, the House of Representatives, and the Senate seem to be in a standoff … each pointing a political gun at the heads of both of the others; all three afraid to move. President Trump and Speaker Pelosi have taken seemingly irreconcilable opposing views on Border Security. [1]  Caught… Continue reading Ending the Shutdown; Saving Faces

Is the President an Illegal Alien? Is the man in the White House really Donald Trump? “No!” says long time acquaintance and former Trump spokesman, David Barron. “I don’t know who he is, but he’s not Donald Trump. For one thing, Donald is a much better liar than this jerk. Sure, Donald is a ‘high… Continue reading The Truth Today — Issue 3

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it… Continue reading Happy (?) New Year 2019

Santa Claus Slips on ICE In addition to everything else he does between Thanksgiving and Christmas, Santa Claus makes several practice runs. These trips help him learn the best ways to deal with planetary changes like weather-related damage, new construction, and political trouble spots. Returning home after an especially difficult trip around Central American trouble… Continue reading The Truth Today — Issue 2

I HAVE TO SAY IT! I cannot, in good conscience, restrain myself any longer. Until today, I’ve reserved the bulk of my venom toward our “beloved” President for Twitter, but my Twitter self, @mltho5, [1]  gets only 280 characters per tweet.  In this venue, I have as many characters as I want. What do I feel so compelled to… Continue reading Donald Trump